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amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

I hate when you apply for a job and they fucking reply back to you about how they don’t want you I am so upset and now I feel like shit THANKS

Gorillaz - Stylo
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moonlight-rambler:

R.I.P. Bobby Womack
(Gorillaz - Stylo)

spoopycopequinn:

I babysit for a girl who use to think her mom’s name was “my love” because her dad said it so often to her and that’s just freaking cute I can’t

mysticaljew:

i wanna s ur d ;) ((steal your dog)) 

man it really sucks when you’ve been looking forward to talking with someone all day and they just shoot you down and you end up having a short 20 minute convo of something stupid or they end up making you mad. how dumb is that I am so sad

superstreetfighter2turbohdremix:

i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me

miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

shisnojon:

Babies are dicks

shisnojon:

Babies are dicks